Matt Burch

Matt Burch

the vp of strategy

Matt used to work at BravoTV.com so he knows more about the Real Housewives than you do. This is not a boast.

In college, in what would turn out to be the worst three months of his life, he briefly lived at 123 Easy Street.

Matt writes the bios so he's more powerful than anyone at Paramore. (Except you, Hannah.)

He has two kids, two dogs, one wife, one mortgage and one unrelenting case of existential dread that he and his analyst are working on.

He's desperate for validation so please tell him that you liked this.