Brandon Robot

Brandon Robot

the brand strategist

Brandon writes the brilliant taglines that make our clients leave meetings suddenly.

He spent the majority of his life cleaning truckstop bathrooms but now he’s at Paramore mired in the filth of the advertising world.

He’s been to Burning Man 13 times, and even debuted his art installation there in 2007. It was comprised entirely of mixed media sculptures of Ashton Kutcher’s body melded with Susan Sarandon’s head. It drew raves.

His controversial positions on religion, politics and ranch dressing make him a popular lunch companion and also an asshole.

He’s proof that robots dream.